(to the tune of Barbie girl)
I'm an emo girl, in a hardcore world. my glasses...
I Pick up my pen
and i began to think...
My dreams prick like a needle in the groin.
Phallus! now dangles like the ash on a spent...
Once upon a time there were three pigs
They had a party without their wigs...
Scots Boys are a*sholes and smell real bad
they also be mean and make all us girls sad...
Jerry Springer
what a pal...
Well we pulled up into Sydney,
A city all and well...
My Prayer...
Busy little ants,
Coming and going...
George Bush, George Bush
Do u know who I am...
I'm a little emo living my little emo life
i try to be a goth but i just can't get it right...
THE POT FARMER
I got out my pipe and stuffed it with pot...