SNAPPLE FACTS
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds...
1st day it is good to see how they are,
but it’s a pain trying to get repair on my car...
*Guys r like slinkies it's always fun 2 watch them...
- One bright day in the middle of the night.
- 2 Dead boys got up to fight...
I'm through with living in trailers with my pushy...
I'm only nine and she makes me put make up on...
Ladies and gentleman
I come before you...
Read that sign!
See it there...
You're one of few selected people who're gonna...
There are three candidates. But first think of...
This town of ours keeps growing
But the scope of mind is small...
Ode To Finals Week
Copyright 2007 Sarah-Laney Long! All Rights...
Inspired by: All the really f**king insensitive...
Waking up at five this morning to the phone...
Why so dismissive,
of the girl that looks brawny...