They tried to stay awake.
But sleep they did make...
There once was an idiot named Rush
That would make Don Rickles blush...
George Bush. could have been elected
After the votes were all collected...
What's this I hear about Glenn Beck?
Is he playing with a full deck...
The jungle has changed.
The names rearranged...
There once was a Palin named Sara
Who wore a quite a bit of mascara...
2 a.m. Where do I begin?
The neighbours garbage can...
Seen many hyped up premieres,
events that promised to be...
Dear Advertisements:
You always try and catch my eye...
The men in the street
Are the least discreet...
June 1997, I was five years old. Standing in a big...
Don't bug me.
Please don't bug me...