It's that time of the year when the phone rings
and a voice says it's Inger from Sweden...
People letting each other down
Is what really makes me frown...
I heard the front door open,
I was in my room, getting CD's...
This no neck mother ****er
Whom I dwarf...
Queen of the Fair
Pretty as she can be...
In here I am selling an item I cannot let you see,
You can hold it dearly right after your purchase...
The man behind me looked like a monkey in a cage
Driving his pickup in a fit of road rage...
I would ask, if only on my deathbed
For a day where all the power is gone...
I sway in gentle hammock rhythms
. [caged without key...
Got home just in time,
to have a short chat...
Get that old stuff out of here
They say...
Rev Harold Camping's
failed rapture should feature on...