Queen of the Fair
Pretty as she can be...
Dear Advertisements:
You always try and catch my eye...
One million years before the birth of Christ
the universe was hanging on a thread...
2 a.m. Where do I begin?
The neighbours garbage can...
This no neck mother ****er
Whom I dwarf...
Cyber sex is something new.
sex in text what do you do...
People letting each other down
Is what really makes me frown...
It's that time of the year when the phone rings
and a voice says it's Inger from Sweden...
Get that old stuff out of here
They say...
June 1997, I was five years old. Standing in a big...
In here I am selling an item I cannot let you see,
You can hold it dearly right after your purchase...
My computer got a virus so I had to get Norton
Coffee makes me as nervous as Billy Bob Thornton...