I'm going for a stroll in the USA
And i'm going to the candy store...
When you age
your body begins to grow...
I know a little dude
he is very rude...
Tommy was his name.
His life was filled with fame...
As I look across the room
I see my sister with a broom...
Let's go and have lunch at Maccy D's
We'll get a burger with extra cheese...
Hey there friend come on in,
put down the gameboy, throw it in the bin...
So many weirdo's on the net
Who love people They've never met...
All i hear is you screaming
help, help, help...
"Save the trees!" I hear him cry
"They are our lifeblood...
I pledge allegiance
To the rag...
How is it to love a thug you ask?
Well, happy and loving he is...