So i went to the mall today
and let me tell you what i saw...
I had this doll named Barbie
And she had a sister named Kelly...
Ladies and gentleman
I come before you...
We work in a small all natural organic store
We talk to each other no one more...
I once know this girl from Long land
Who always had a swollen gland...
Let's go and have lunch at Maccy D's
We'll get a burger with extra cheese...
Hey there friend come on in,
put down the gameboy, throw it in the bin...
My dreams prick like a needle in the groin.
Phallus! now dangles like the ash on a spent...
Man: if i saw you naked i will die happy
woman:if i saw you naked i will die laughing...
Today is Graduation Day
And we are going on our own way...
There once was a girl called Dicey,
Who spent her time getting slicey...
Chavity
when you loose your bling...