My sister b.j is the dumb one
she never gets a joke...
I am a poet..
but i don't know it...
God knows why girls are not more like boys!
Girls think too much, and understand too little...
Once upon a time there were three pigs
They had a party without their wigs...
Scots Boys are a*sholes and smell real bad
they also be mean and make all us girls sad...
Jerry Springer
what a pal...
We work in a small all natural organic store
We talk to each other no one more...
Ladies and gentleman
I come before you...
Oh no i think i might be addicted to porn or no...
Listen....
hearken to others...
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive...
I feel like a f---ing Celebrity,
Tabloids and all...