An old Arab lived close to New York City for more...
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't...
Man: if i saw you naked i will die happy
woman:if i saw you naked i will die laughing...
There once was a girl called Dicey,
Who spent her time getting slicey...
~my friend made this up, I think~
Your mom is like a vacume cleaner...
Ladies and gentleman
I come before you...
So i went to the mall today
and let me tell you what i saw...
I had this doll named Barbie
And she had a sister named Kelly...
The Tattoo
By Mark Spencer...
I came so close, i almost did it,
almost became the terrible monster...
Ok everyone, this isnt a poem but i need your...
heres what ive noticed: ok when a guy cheats on a...
We're goth, we're the feared!
On your soul we shall dine...
Adam and Eve,
Or so they were called...