Arabic in NY (joke my friend Fahad made up & told me 2post) (10)

by x..bittersweet..x

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more...
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't...

Shut down (4)

by hi it zonna dont like me stand in line

Man: if i saw you naked i will die happy
woman:if i saw you naked i will die laughing...

Dicey (5)

by foxy cleopatra

There once was a girl called Dicey,
Who spent her time getting slicey...

Your mom is like..... (3)

by Dreama

~my friend made this up, I think~
Your mom is like a vacume cleaner...

Ladies and gentlemen (3)

by ♥broken fairytales♥

Ladies and gentleman
I come before you...

Mall (4)

by PS

So i went to the mall today
and let me tell you what i saw...

Barbie & Kelly (3)

by Unknown

I had this doll named Barbie
And she had a sister named Kelly...

The Tattoo (7)

by Mark Spencer

The Tattoo
By Mark Spencer...

Almost Infamous (5)

by PS

I came so close, i almost did it,
almost became the terrible monster...

Why????? (3)

by Kelli

Ok everyone, this isnt a poem but i need your...
heres what ive noticed: ok when a guy cheats on a...

We're goth! (5)

by TwistedHate

We're goth, we're the feared!
On your soul we shall dine...

Adam & Steve- The Misinterpretation (3)

by UM

Adam and Eve,
Or so they were called...