Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave...
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when...
Since a day in early youth,
I've avoided every truth...
My little 8 year old niece made this up i helped...
One day i saw a piece of chicken rollin down the...
My little brothers quite the rascal
Who runs around all day...
Tell you what I did today..
Basically in bed I lay...
You are so fat, you are not thin
So chuck those sweeties in the bin...
I hereby express my most burning desire
To visit the moon in my normal attire...
One day i was alone,
ring ring thats the phone...
Last night I saw a fairy
Checking if your teeth were clean...
I answered Back in school
Put a frog in the swimming pool...
Cold and stiff
but happy as can be...
When you see a lion in the wild,
Don't go and pat his head...