Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Nascar In Outerspace:

    by Scott Cole

    If there was but a butterfly race
    Not on the ground but in Outerspace...

  • Sorry mom

    by Rodrigo Arena

    I just cannot believe it
    The way people stare at me...

  • Under The Big Top:

    by Scott Cole

    Fly like a helicopter
    In the same place...

  • One day in the hood
    One poor mama fly...

  • Make Up Your Mind:

    by Scott Cole

    It takes two socks
    To make a pair...

  • Calling All Doctors:

    by Scott Cole

    My deadly snake venum
    is coursing through your veins...

  • Ball Point Pen: (1)

    by Scott Cole

    Im but a lead pencil
    I only dream of a pen...

  • Once for the witches rabbit hole
    And twice for the foxes hymn...

  • Hi all, I am Buzzard! (1)

    by CRAFTY KEN

    Hi all, I am Buzzard!
    I can be electrifying in my conversations with you...

  • What a temper!

    by CRAFTY KEN

    What a temper!
    You may also call it a tempest! The large kitchen...

  • A Fussy Eater

    by Walter

    Mum I love my dinner thanks so much for my pasta
    But if you made it shorter then I could eat it...

  • my rizz

    by Satsuki

    I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't...
    No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention...