Slow Learner (4)

by Poetvoices

I found a toad in my backyard.
I got attached and named him Bernard...

Blonde Joke (8)

by ~lost*and*lonely~

There was a blonde woman who was doing a jigsaw...
plz comment.............thanks oh yeah might have...

Sweeties in the Bin! (3)

by X Irrad

You are so fat, you are not thin
So chuck those sweeties in the bin...

The Worst Student (9)

by Kaitlyn

I'm the worst girl in the class
Who always makes the noise...

Grandpa's New Bond (5)

by Brigitte

~ I wrote this for one of those fast poem contests...
When grandpa was a little lad...

My teacher took my MP3 (3)

by Elizabeth

I bring my MP3 everyday
And I took out...

Hey little.. (8)

by Meggie33

Hey little boy, wanna lick of my lolli?
Hey little girl, wanna glide across that there...

Rachel (4)

by *Daniel94*

There once was a girl named rachel
her head was the size of a baseball...

My Little Buddy. (12)

by Megann Lee

I have a friend Who is very dear to me.
He is rather yellow, and can float around you see...

I Love Apples (4)

by Same Year Reply

When I walk in the Fall
My mouth waters at them all...

A Boy Named Urine (Limerick) (3)

by Echelon Eric

There once was a boy named Urine
Everybody told him to stop purrin...

Blue Footed boobie (4)

by melly xx

Let them be as peacocks
adored, beautiful, loved...