Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Blonde Joke (8)

    by ~lost*and*lonely~

    There was a blonde woman who was doing a jigsaw...
    plz comment.............thanks oh yeah might have...

  • Slow Learner (4)

    by Poetvoices

    I found a toad in my backyard.
    I got attached and named him Bernard...

  • Bath Time Bubbles (3)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Bath time bubbles,
    pop, pop, pop...

  • Ice Cream!!!!! (3)

    by Taylar

    Ice cream, oh ice cream, we do love you so.
    ice cream, oh ice cream, do we need you so...

  • Brother's (2)

    by pebbles

    Brother's, brother's,oh brother's,
    u give me headache...

  • I ate because I thought it was jello
    Lemon jello, such a friendly yellow...

  • I once had a friend
    Who's name was Red...

  • The Worst Student (9)

    by Kaitlyn

    I'm the worst girl in the class
    Who always makes the noise...

  • Grandpa's New Bond (5)

    by Brigitte

    ~ I wrote this for one of those fast poem contests...
    When grandpa was a little lad...

  • Horrible hunger (3)

    by Kaitlyn

    I don't like spaghetti Bolognese
    The sauce is far to plain...

  • Blue Footed boobie (4)

    by melly xx

    Let them be as peacocks
    adored, beautiful, loved...

  • A Boy Named Urine (Limerick) (3)

    by Echelon Eric

    There once was a boy named Urine
    Everybody told him to stop purrin...