Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Blonde Joke (8)

    by ~lost*and*lonely~

    There was a blonde woman who was doing a jigsaw...
    plz comment.............thanks oh yeah might have...

  • Sweeties in the Bin! (3)

    by X Irrad

    You are so fat, you are not thin
    So chuck those sweeties in the bin...

  • The Worst Student (9)

    by Kaitlyn

    I'm the worst girl in the class
    Who always makes the noise...

  • Grandpa's New Bond (5)

    by Brigitte

    ~ I wrote this for one of those fast poem contests...
    When grandpa was a little lad...

  • My Dog Ate My Homework (4)

    by Yarrl Moore

    My dog does my homework
    At home every night...

  • My teacher ate my homework.
    Iâ??m aware itâ??s...

  • My teacher took my MP3 (3)

    by Elizabeth

    I bring my MP3 everyday
    And I took out...

  • Hey little.. (8)

    by Meggie33

    Hey little boy, wanna lick of my lolli?
    Hey little girl, wanna glide across that there...

  • Rachel (4)

    by *Daniel94*

    There once was a girl named rachel
    her head was the size of a baseball...

  • My Little Buddy. (12)

    by Megann Lee

    I have a friend Who is very dear to me.
    He is rather yellow, and can float around you see...

  • I Love Apples (4)

    by Same Year Reply

    When I walk in the Fall
    My mouth waters at them all...

  • Blue Footed boobie (4)

    by melly xx

    Let them be as peacocks
    adored, beautiful, loved...