Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Slow Learner (4)

    by Poetvoices

    I found a toad in my backyard.
    I got attached and named him Bernard...

  • I Love Apples (4)

    by Same Year Reply

    When I walk in the Fall
    My mouth waters at them all...

  • Fun Ride (3)

    by Robert

    The steel bar is placed over my waist,
    and I watch while other run in their place in...

  • I farted (5)

    by chelsea

    I farted today yesterday and the day before man...

  • My Own Room (3)

    by Katie McCullick

    As you can see I wrote this when I was 13.
    I need my own room...

  • Your teddy bear will meet a terrible end,
    But if you're quick he'll be easy to mend...

  • Going Fishing (11)

    by Robert

    I have waited all winter just for this,
    to finally be in a restful bliss...

  • Childhood Memories (4)

    by Stacinator

    [acrostic]
    Catching bugs with plastic nets...

  • Tomatoes (6)

    by Nick

    But why I ask? Why are they so round?
    Where can I find one? Look! On the ground...

  • Cheese (3)

    by Mel

    Cheese before bed,
    you know what they say...

  • *When we left off Jasmine got off the phone with...
    Aladdin: Woman before I step in this house you...

  • (My mom used to tell me this when i was little)
    Not last night, but the night before...