Here I am in the middle of a test,
My hearts beating so fast it’s gonna fall...
I go to bed each morning
I wake up every night...
One dark day in the middle of the night two dead...
I didn't write it but I find it hilarious...
Ohh woe is me.
My kittys ran away...
Guys are so confusing
They muck around with us girls...
Wouldn't it be strange?
If one day you woke up...
1. Look at the size of his putter
2. Oh, dang, my shafts all bent...
My mess,
Is clean...
.another Monday about to begin.
.wonder where the hell I've been...
I thought this was hilarious! its not my own, i...
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and...
I love potatoes, they're awesome, they're great,
I eat potatoes when I awake...
Kookie how ever usay it or spell it,
its still spells cookies...