Funny Poems About Life

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  • Tests... oh no (3)

    by not-so-pretty-{bleeding}-

    Here I am in the middle of a test,
    My hearts beating so fast it’s gonna fall...

  • Clear as mud (3)

    by hunnibunnz

    I go to bed each morning
    I wake up every night...

  • One dark day in the middle of the night two dead...
    I didn't write it but I find it hilarious...

  • My cat and the pope. (3)

    by jon clodfelter

    Ohh woe is me.
    My kittys ran away...

  • Guys (so true) (3)

    by Kristy

    Guys are so confusing
    They muck around with us girls...

  • Wouldn't it be strange?
    If one day you woke up...

  • 1. Look at the size of his putter
    2. Oh, dang, my shafts all bent...

  • My Mess (3)

    by Heather Prior

    My mess,
    Is clean...

  • An ordinary week (3)

    by MisterScabbedWings

    .another Monday about to begin.
    .wonder where the hell I've been...

  • A pregnant woman joke... (3)

    by X~ BrOkEn BeYoNd RePaIr ~X

    I thought this was hilarious! its not my own, i...
    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and...

  • Potatoes! (3) 1

    by Madga

    I love potatoes, they're awesome, they're great,
    I eat potatoes when I awake...

  • Cookies (3)

    by ©TheCornerOfTheEnd

    Kookie how ever usay it or spell it,
    its still spells cookies...