Funny Poems About Life

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  • White Drama! (8) 4

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Oh my god, would you look at that!
    The sky just emptied with snow...

  • This Belt (8)

    by Pianist

    This belt I wear holds up my pants
    and comes off in one circumstance...

  • I Hate Google Maps (8) 2

    by Larry Chamberlin

    I hate Google maps
    I love to discover...

  • Now I've Met You (8)

    by Ed or Ian Henderson

    You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
    Twice the size and twice the stated age...

  • Everyday Routine (Senryu) (8)

    by Matthew A.

    You wake up and eat,
    then later you take a crap...

  • How sex began (8)

    by AmS

    In the garden of Eden,
    As everyone knows...

  • Half Past Four (8) 1

    by M Nioni

    Half Past Four
    At half past four, the evening news will announce...

  • My Ship Has Sailed (8)

    by Twisted Heart

    My ship has sailed without me
    My numbered days are spent...

  • Bad Monday (8) 8

    by Maher

    Monday comes and the work alarm runs circles in my...
    I could swear the weekend stayed around no longer...

  • Lotions, potions, magic!
    TV ads, magazines...

  • Daisy the duck, is the mother of six delightful...
    devilish Delia, ditsy Doris, darling Daphne...

  • CONFESSIONS FROM YOUR REFLECTIONS
    I hide when you are outside because my friend the...