Oh my god, would you look at that!
The sky just emptied with snow...
This belt I wear holds up my pants
and comes off in one circumstance...
I hate Google maps
I love to discover...
You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
Twice the size and twice the stated age...
You wake up and eat,
then later you take a crap...
In the garden of Eden,
As everyone knows...
Half Past Four
At half past four, the evening news will announce...
My ship has sailed without me
My numbered days are spent...
Monday comes and the work alarm runs circles in my...
I could swear the weekend stayed around no longer...
Lotions, potions, magic!
TV ads, magazines...
Daisy the duck, is the mother of six delightful...
devilish Delia, ditsy Doris, darling Daphne...
CONFESSIONS FROM YOUR REFLECTIONS
I hide when you are outside because my friend the...