Elevation 7,335 ft.

by Mitelia

My ears a popping.
why would anyone build...

A brilliant idea. (1)

by Konstantin

- You need some more stamps.
___________________________- Why...

Relativity

by Sagar Patil

Relativity!!!
Nothings high, if all be low...

You Were Never That Convincing

by Sheep

{Check back later for more poetry, this one is...

I wishh.. (1)

by recklessdreamerx3

I wish i could go back to elementary school:
- if a guy saw your underwear you weren't labeled...

Men are Mars Bars, Women are Snickers (2)

by Tony

A lady considers it a sign of class,
When a gentleman leaves the seat down...

I hope they think that I'm the coolest

by Seth Rowley

I don't want to be like these other men, I want to...
There's nothing wrong with asking people for help...

Green slimy goo

by Osita

From time to time,
from chime to slime...

The Dog Can Smell My Personality

by Good Enough

The dog just disawesomed me
I hope you she might be right...

Daisy the Duck (Children's Poem) (7)

by Sylvia

Daisy the duck, is the mother of six delightful...
devilish Delia, ditsy Doris, darling Daphne...

Light Italian Dressing

by Richard S

Light Italian dressing.
Some would call a blessing...

The Great Escape (Musette) (5)

by Mr. Darcy

My wish
Squirmy plate of...