“Brad here, and were off to a very...
“Well Brad, here comes my favorite...
Been lovin on your lady
Been lovin on your mister...
I say I'm anorexic
Just because I'm on a diet...
When I was looking for a new kitten,
I wanted a girl so I'd be smitten...
Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply.
If you give her a sperm...
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that...
"House for instance is feminine: la casa...
Pimple on my ass.
Aggravating to no end...
There's the bed,
Here's the twist...
Did you know?
Marriage is a mutual commitment...
Lotions, potions, magic!
TV ads, magazines...
She heard the scream across the hall while...
A dreamy sigh and eyes closed tight, she settled...
On days of sun
On days of snow...