Before operation consult owners manual

by joseph santacruz

As I listen to the talking heads on TV converse
he tries to tell me I am an insignificant speck of...

Sow Silly (swine flu)

by joseph santacruz

There a new flu in town of the pig perssuasion
is it worse than bird flu or one that is Asian...

My Patio

by joseph santacruz

Im feeling kind of groovy today daddy-o
because I spent last evening on my patio...

Just Like in Fairytales..... (2)

by Snow White

Live your life as if , WHO CARES?!
Stay happy as if there's no more tomorrow...

Timeshare

by joseph santacruz

I was minding my own buisness innocent as can be
and due to some misunderstanding found myself in...

Kitchen Wishing

by joseph santacruz

Constantly hungry and for food always wishing
an idea I cooked up? slinging hash in the kitchen...

Marbles

by joseph santacruz

I'm not as sharp as I once was
to much highness is because...

The Wonder of it All

by Scum Queen

This is joy so divine and this beauty all mine
It's stupendous and grand, makes me feel like a...

Bell Bottoms

by joseph santacruz

Once so young and seeking adventure
now Im older looking at dentures...

Ssshhh!!!

by joseph santacruz

A chap moved in next door and he was always...
a salesmen was he and noise he was selling...

Six O'clock Shadow

by joseph santacruz

This guy in the mirror looked a bit boyish and...
so I put down my razor and grew me a beard...

Teeth Wisdom

by joseph santacruz

Some folks may find me rather mental
because I write this poetry dental...