One lonely day I was hopefully surfing the...
a saucy ad said "describe yourself and see...
It is said nine lives has a cat
all these pussys are jealous of me because I have...
All of a sudden I was feeling a bit talkative
so I went cellphone shopping for something cool...
Liar! Liar! pants on fire!
to hear the truth is your desire...
He wipes the cheetoh dust from his fingers
As he leans forward to type...
No longer a bucking bronco,chomping at the bit
true love galloped into my life and horse sense...
Hey friend! its time that I fess' up
its becoming clear once again Ive messed up...
When it comes to snow I am not pleased
I really dont like to stand and freeze...
In our party
you have to petrify all pirates...
If you wish to see me unravel
then book me on a little air travel...
Martin arrived yesterday,
he is here for a week...
Im on interstate ten in my new Mercedes Benz just...
up ahead a thumb in the air a stranded brother and...