Funny Poems About Life

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  • Always Thin (13)

    by Matthew A.

    Every time I talk to girls they say that they love...
    even small girls say they can eat alot...

  • Life of a prep(sort of) (5)

    by disturbed one

    I know this poem sucks but im a guy so i dont...
    anywho back to the poem...

  • Right Hand Man (4)

    by Jooby

    You see, it began yesterday
    When my girlfriend left me and ran away...

  • No (9)

    by Imogen

    NOOOOO!
    Please no...

  • Sterotypes (5)

    by Sandy

    You think that i am mexican,
    latina or hispanic...

  • There is Time II (9)

    by Nookie

    I could sit around for all of time
    Making nothing but rhyme after rhyme...

  • Stupid Fake Girls (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made...
    Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake...

  • My Name (4)

    by Piper

    Day after day no end in sight
    mess up my name maybe she might...

  • Creepy Crawly (3)

    by crazyandsweet

    I had a terrible,
    horrendous fright...

  • Old, Tired, and Ready (5)

    by Daenerys Stormborn

    My heart is hard and cold as stone
    I am overdone and overgrown...

  • Parental abuse (5)

    by diary

    My parents are abusive.
    they don't hit me, leaving invisible bruises...

  • The Tie Guy (4)

    by Nate

    It was early August and I had purchased my school...
    I bought no dress shirts as I was the coach and my...