Funny Poems About Life

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  • My Name (4)

    by Piper

    Day after day no end in sight
    mess up my name maybe she might...

  • And Ode to My TP (6)

    by Renee

    My TP....
    your so damn soft...

  • Just Me (4)

    by Kari

    Part of me is vibrant yellow
    full of life and joyful...

  • My first time** (3)

    by shorty

    His name was Kurt
    He told me it would not hurt...

  • The Big One (9)

    by Jackie

    Come on he soothes, you'll be fine
    Reassuringly, placing his hand in mine...

  • Who Is He. (3)

    by andrew

    I look in the mirror
    And what do I see...

  • Story Of Rhymes (4)

    by Matthew A.

    There once was a boy who was some what bright,
    but this story begins before he said goodnight...

  • Three Nuns (4)

    by Jayme Gamble

    Three nuns die and go to heaven. St. Peter is...
    St. Peter says "Who was the first man on...

  • A girls worst day! (10)

    by kareeenuhhh

    Beep beep beep beep
    what a stupid clock...

  • Cookies (3)

    by ©TheCornerOfTheEnd

    Kookie how ever usay it or spell it,
    its still spells cookies...

  • Silly Suckers! (5)

    by *Melanie*

    Yellow, orange, purple, and green
    I sure do love my suckers, yes sir indeed...

  • A Fairy Tale Of My own (3)

    by Elizabeth

    I do not have long hair or live in a tower
    My skin tone is not white a snow...