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by Milton Toran

One set of old tires,
bald as a turtle's head...

What i did (2)

by Apple

I was never as pretty as you
never had as many friends as you did...

Twist & Shout (4)

by Larry Chamberlin

Tornados dance and go
But I really only cried...

My own stupidity (10)

by Lu

This damn banging in my head
waking up is what I dread...

The Ballad of Pissant (8)

by yogi73

The wee little Pissant complained more his fair...
He wailed and cried that life just isn't fair...

Twist ending. (tell me if you figure it out.) (3)

by Hannah Emellia

Shush my baby,
Dont be scared...

Lord Emsworth's Dilemma (3) 2

by Mr. Darcy

It was pouring that morning
When a curious thought arose...

How sex began (8)

by AmS

In the garden of Eden,
As everyone knows...

Untitled (3)

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My computer just took a fit
And booted me offline...

Old Screen Door: (1) 1

by Scott Cole

I'm quite a few years old
Alittle bent out of shape...

The cliche kid rode into town puns ablazing (3)

by John Long

The cliche kid rode into town,
He wore a stetson, he wore a frown...

Shower Thought #4

by Alex Penuelas

I love that
We now live...