I was sitting drinking tea one day
When a noise came from the attic...
Why did my master have to throw a fit
All I wanted was to take a wee sit...
Homeworks stupid
homeworks fat...
I have never chased anything I could not tree,
that's not to say that a few have not treed me...
Here I sit again
This place I call home...
Here lies Dave,
Whom went exploring in a cave...
I had some inspiration
And a full afternoon...
I was once a monkey not so long ago,
When i was asked to preform on a wizard's show...
This really happen at work last week.
Boy: i think i found out which shrek character I...
It happened when I was little
just barely even two...
Before I Go
I must tell you...
How many times have I sat and pondered
And whispered and questioned...