I lie in my bed and think
Of places I would like to go...
Mango Matt
got hit with a baseball bat...
I was sitting drinking tea one day
When a noise came from the attic...
The members of this site can be as gregarious
tea partiers at a Jon Stewart Rally...
Homeworks stupid
homeworks fat...
Alzheimer's Angels are lovely old farts
When they can't remember it breaks our hearts...
I tried to write a poem so fine
But it seems I fell a little short...
I just took a shot of eighty proof.
I'll cut that old tree over our roof...
When Johnny came marching home
All races were allowed to roam...
Hey, uncle Monty for goodness sake
Looks like you came back as a snake...
Why did my master have to throw a fit
All I wanted was to take a wee sit...
I had some inspiration
And a full afternoon...