Other Funny Poems

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  • Life is random (1)

    by the two tonne twat

    I ran up the door and shut the stairs
    i said my slippers and put on my prayers...

  • What you do to me (1)

    by jason

    When you first put your arms around me i quivered
    like a 38 year old virgin i almost delivered...

  • Schools in! (1)

    by Black Heart Still Beating

    Sitting in class.
    The whole day...

  • Diet (1)

    by Joyous

    This is actually a sad poem for girls too because...
    Wake up in the morning...

  • If She's Back For Good! (1)

    by Hollywood

    She's not supposed to be back
    She was supposed to be gone forever...

  • Voices of the dark (1)

    by Alexlaxenne

    I hear sounds outside my door
    While boards creaking on the floor...

  • The ghost of the Manor walked in peace
    Until a new family planned to move in...

  • The Death of Pink (1)

    by Sneha

    I hate pink.
    Pink is a stupid colour...

  • Across Roads (1)

    by Dark Secrets

    Sitting, talking
    Clock tick tocking...

  • Spell checker (1)

    by leanne woodward

    Deer Mr Boss sir,
    I am writing to inform ewe that eye halve a very...

  • Fiddle Dee Hum (1) 1

    by Mimed Lovette

    Fairy tales exist - once upon a time -
    in Neverland where pirates rule...

  • Life as a Toy (1)

    by Jessie

    The darkness has come once again
    we fear for the worst this time...