One less reindeer...
When in commerce you partake;
Some decisions you must make...
Favorite Flip-Flops
Shoes, shoes, shoes...
There once was this woman you see
Who was irascible as could be...
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
what do you do when you're stranded...
The members of this site can be as gregarious
tea partiers at a Jon Stewart Rally...
This is not spam or baloney
Covered in cheese and macaroni...
Alzheimer's Angels are lovely old farts
When they can't remember it breaks our hearts...
The susurration from the breaking wind
Was irenic as a gentle, subtle breeze...
Many a bean have I tasted
So my point is not wasted...
While tailing a couple under suspicion
A motorcycle cop was in transition...
There once were kittywampus wings
Attached to kittywampus things...