I tried to write a poem so fine
But it seems I fell a little short...
I just took a shot of eighty proof.
I'll cut that old tree over our roof...
When Johnny came marching home
All races were allowed to roam...
Hey, uncle Monty for goodness sake
Looks like you came back as a snake...
Why did my master have to throw a fit
All I wanted was to take a wee sit...
I have never chased anything I could not tree,
that's not to say that a few have not treed me...
I begin to eat upon arising
Everything seems so appetizing...
Latest Bass Wejuns
Eighteenth in a long series...
Here I sit again
This place I call home...
Here lies Dave,
Whom went exploring in a cave...
Roses are red.
Violets are blue...
JFK ..nerd rant
All of us would thank you 'Janis Fu...