Guy:why do u wear a bra you have nothing to put in...
girl:then why do u wear pants...
There were ten men and one woman holding onto a...
one of them had to let go or the weight would kill...
Some houses have termites,
Others have structure problems and leakage...
This is because numb nuts mcgee couldn't read the...
I love beef jerky...
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color...
Written for a public speaking contest in my...
I'm going now to tell you guys...
I shot an arrow into the air
It fell to earth I know not where...
Everybody has walked through
a high school hallway...
I found the English language fascinating
Without the knowledge, my confidence breaking...
I am so mad
cuz of what that dumb kid...
You analyzed me and said dear you're suffering...
You said, I've found your cure, now do this...
Two women were in confusion.
They suffered a terrible delusion...