An apple a day keeps the doctor away
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...
There's this device that I know of
It goes by many names...
Well this is a story all about me.
A story that just ends on, well, me...
Lying here smokin' and half snoozin'
I'm thinkin' about givin' up the boozin...
There was a girl name Pearl,
her skin, painful from a sunburn, was all red...
I am so mad
cuz of what that dumb kid...
To all my friends, I've done it again,
I've come up with something new and exciting...
I love my dog
I love my cat...
O the lord is good to me,
and so i thank the lord...
When I see this object
I don't see a board...
*sing to row row row your boat*
roll roll roll your joint...
Here I sit in this stall,
Staring at this blank wall...