If a jackal bothers you, show him a hyena,
If a hyena bothers you, show him an elephant...
We party like tanks,
we party till dawn...
I am nothing but a chameleon;
so what does that say...
At the pool one sunny day .
A new life guard did you say...
This poem looks like it's short,
But indeed it will not stop...
There once was a Persian Pussycat
Who always loved to pounce...
I just took a shot of eighty proof.
I'll cut that old tree over our roof...
They say to have romance stay a while,
Choose the one that makes you smile...
Peanut butter
soft and sweet...
I'm claustrophobic-
as I reside within...
If the pond was weed
and I was a duck...
Smishy-smashy, gooey gloppy,
Slippery wetness, apple-goodness...