Why the Cat Purrs (2)

by Corinne

There once was a Persian Pussycat
Who always loved to pounce...

Goof (1)

by Michael D Nalley

I just took a shot of eighty proof.
I'll cut that old tree over our roof...

My nice toilet! :) (1)

by Matthew Schut

Here I sit again
This place I call home...

The Odd Monstrosity

by Passerby

The odd monstrosity was heavy
It brought my temperature up...

Homemade (3)

by MyHalozChokinMe

I think I would benefit more with
chocolate chip cookies than I do...

Roses Are Red... (4)

by Chloe Porter

Roses are red
Violets are blue...

He trusts me to rescue him! (5)

by J Nair

My man whom I completely trust
To take care of me in all trials...

If The Pond Was Weed (10)

by Cheri

If the pond was weed
and I was a duck...

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity (3)

by Kelli

  (not mine but ave fun with this one lol)
  1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car...

I Hate Barney !! (1)

by Eyes_Of_Rain

I Hate Barney !!
It's true I cannot lie, about all of this anymore...

The three sports

by The Spirit of Ash

*dont worry I'm not racist or anything, i heard...
Three of our sports were created by three races...

Roses are red (1)

by Jessica Taylor

Roses are red
violets are not...