A silly story

by kirsty

There was once a boy called Twitch
who was very rich...

In the night

by Bex

The night has come and the cats come out
The moon shines over the window sills and there is...

Hot (2)

by heather

Your out and about ready to scream and shout,you...
so you turn around seeing if their hot, you find...

Grandma In the Shower

by Pansy

I was banging henry,
he doen't get hard-ons...

Cocaine and Crack (1)

by Pansy

Cocaine is crack, crack is cocaine, either way you...

Ode to C@tty (1)

by Daniel J

Climbing up the banister,
twisting 'round the chair...

Attempt at a Country song (2)

by Steevens

When I was a boy
I had a neighbor...

The ABC's of Death (4)

by 2die4

A is for Andy, who fell into a whole
B is for Brittany, Who ran straight into a pole...

Oh the Irony!!!!!! (4)

by SweetDreamer

Of course I'm not superficial!
How could I be...

Obsession (3)

by Bibbitt CSI537

I have an obsession
not like collecting wreaths...

Fun Day at Work (1)

by Rockit

Tech support is what i do,
the day got longer so my anger grew...

Monster (4)

by creasy

You scare the crap out of me,
with your looks...