God made whiskey,
God made beer...
Yes, I will admit it, I am a John Denver fan,
It is bad enough if you are a woman, but worse if...
My mom always had to fight me
To get me to go to the grocery store...
I'm really kinda lonely now and feeling sort of...
Cos honest mate you really were the best pal that...
Sitting here
Bored to death...
Are you afraid of the night?
Or have you ever had a fright...
Your whispered words are teasing me,
From under your duvet...
When I was a little girl
I dreamed like all children do...
A girl named Suzie gazed up at the sky,
So nobody else would catch a glimpse of her funny...
Storm a brewing...
A SOFT WHITE FLUFF
APPEARS AND KISSES A MUSHROOM...
I once went to a nightclub and my god did I...
There were lots of sweaty bodies all gyrating...