I fell out of my chair (3)

by Tiller

I fell off my chair,
And landed on my bum...

Instant Messenger

by enfant du tordu chagrin

(I state for the record now that this is rubbish...
Sitting talking on Messenger to each of my...

The undertaker (1)

by Amber

The undertaker worked with the dead.
There was an interesting life he led...

Fries

by Jacque Gilbert

Dude! Why are you eating my fries? Im not eating...

Tiller (12)

by Tiller

Tiller, you are so tall,
Tiller, why are you gay...

What Have I Done!?! (5)

by Pondering Thoughts Of Nothing

What have I done to my hair today?!?
I thought it was getting so boring the other way...

Listen (3)

by blade_rush (Justin)

What do i see? oh what do I hear?
Listen oh listen its coming so near...

No name (2)

by danielle

Run your fingers thru my hair
tell m that you\'ll always be there...

America, The Wasteland

by Kevin Fitz

America, The Wasteland
any word that escapes my lips...

Have U Seen This Type Of Pie?

by Luzzi

I think its rather small then big to tell u why,
Have u seen anything like a big gigantic pie...

Codine

by anna

My broken bones are stabbing me
in my muscles and in my skin...

100 (1)

by enfant du tordu chagrin

Thank god I've reached one hundred, finally it's...
I've got the silver medal, well people, it's been...