What's all the fuss about smoking in jail?
I shouldn't, but I am going tell the tale...
Once a lad built a crypt brick by brick
The passers by sneered, and laughed too quick...
When I was a tot there was no Toys "R"...
Then as a teen I ran with the rancorous...
So one day I was sitting alone.
And I heard a knock at the door...
There once was a clown named O'Riley
Who thought of himself very highly...
There once was a man who was so fresh
Who loved to indulge in sins of flesh...
There once was this woman you see
Who was irascible as could be...
"Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep"
and doesn't really want to find them...
Boris was a fairy eating dragon.
One night at the bar, after a flagon...
When Justin Bieber said he was having a baby...
no copyright intended...
Here I sit in stink vapor,
Waiting on some toilet paper...
Here I sit in this stall,
Staring at this blank wall...