Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl
what do you do when you're stranded...
There once was a man named Hussein
Who was mean and so damn insane...
There once was a Mike last name Huckabee
Who was a governor too blind to see...
Mary had a little lamb,
The kid was no ram...
Georgie Porgie pudding and pie,
Kissed no girls and made them sigh...
The members of this site can be as gregarious
tea partiers at a Jon Stewart Rally...
Is there a whim-inspired lass with shoes
Owre fast for thought,owre dressed in warm oose...
This is not spam or baloney
Covered in cheese and macaroni...
After a year of being unconsciously deprived of...
They say everything is getting farther apart
This inspired me to raise a scientific stink...
Class is when you are sitting in a class,
Passing the opportunity, passing...
Alzheimer's Angels are lovely old farts
When they can't remember it breaks our hearts...