The susurration from the breaking wind
Was irenic as a gentle, subtle breeze...
Many a bean have I tasted
So my point is not wasted...
She said, 'how long can an aging man hold on to...
He said, 'Honey I can show you quicker than I can...
While tailing a couple under suspicion
A motorcycle cop was in transition...
There once were kittywampus wings
Attached to kittywampus things...
Ready for you to go
did you call your ride...
I tried to write a poem so fine
But it seems I fell a little short...
I just took a shot of eighty proof.
I'll cut that old tree over our roof...
When Johnny came marching home
All races were allowed to roam...
I used to throw rocks at wart-hogs
that made me laugh and shout...
Hey, uncle Monty for goodness sake
Looks like you came back as a snake...
People hate school
since it makes you look like a fool...