You so ghetto! (1)

by iDeePanda

You so ghetto:
you have a rag for a gas cap...

You so slow!

by iDeePanda

YOU SO SLOW:
I run circles around you...

You so dumb! (1)

by iDeePanda

YOU SO DUMB:
that you think harass is two words...

Disaster on Christmas Eve (2)

by Meged

There once was a loud sound
So I reached for the ground...

The Sad Story Of Billy Best

by Jordan

There was a boy who i once knew,
who on his fingernail started to chew...

Got his goat (5)

by Michael D Nalley

There was a young lad I did quote
He said my humor was remote...

Drunk (3)

by GerardMCR

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...

The old man (1)

by Izabella

There once was a man
who wouldn't say his prayers...

Rhyme Crime (7)

by Bill Turner

What is with the rhyme?
Some of these are a crime...

Fishing

by rachel harris

I love to fish in the great blue sea,
Its a magical place for you and me...

The mirror (3)

by Lizzy

You know what i am sick and tired of people...
i THINK THERE UGLY TO...

Randomness

by John Leddy

The frog ate all the coconuts
The giraffe fell in the pool...