The Magician
My friends call me Tim...
Queefs can happen in a gym,
On the treadmill or while you swim...
Lava deluge mountain top
A cascade of sparks you cannot stop...
I lick and i suck i really want more,
I spit and i swallow that's what they're for...
Two babies were falling from heaven to earth .
Both so tiny, pretty...
Be careful what you wish for
when you find a leprechaun...
You fart so hard
you fart so loud...
Alright, this is a true story, it happend to a...
A Drunken Night (true story...
Whispers here
Whispers there...
People always ask, what I do at work and why?
I nurse my patients back to health, or they will...
Good evening Gotham citizens
I'm here to save the day...
Hiya Barbie!
Hi Ken...