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  • Janis who? (5) 6

    by Larry Chamberlin

    There was a fellow I knew
    or thought I did, you never...

  • I am a desexed pussy cat, they took me to the vet,
    Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet...

  • Voices In My Head (11)

    by Twisted Heart

    Several people make their home
    Right inside my head...

  • Laziness (2)

    by Angie

    Laziness is the new fad,
    and we all know that this is bad...

  • Molded metal, plastic, nuts and bolts, and a...
    It said right on the box, that some assembly was...

  • Little red car (4)

    by StopTheMadness

    Oh why wont u just leave us be
    u always follow me...

  • Useless Pencil (3)

    by Noelle Wright

    Useless pencil that i hold
    are my finger tips so cold...

  • The Potbelly Cupcake (1) 1

    by Faithless Watermelon

    I am the Woolie Panini, freshly pressed but now...
    I ask, "where have all my dressings...

  • Word Problems 1

    by Vera Rose

    What words go best with rhymes,
    Something that fits with the times...

  • Have a sardine? (Sardine) (5)

    by Steven Beesley

    Have a Sardine? :
    Oh how I love to eat sardines...

  • No Go (1) 1

    by Donbukana

    My God haunts, all the heretics,
    Dirty, dirty word, cut me up to fix...

  • Chamberlin: acrostic etheree (5)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Cool
    humble...