Funny poems

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  • Clatter
    She did it, She made me Hurt...

  • Grab! Pull! Twist! (4)

    by Just a girl

    Your boy tells you he loves you but he lies. He...
    He was cheating too, with that wh0re down the...

  • A Little Mixed Up (4)

    by XxCamyxX

    Just a line to say I'm living,
    That I'm not among the dead...

  • I am just a trying poet
    Trying to write my thoughts...

  • Cream Puff (4)

    by Rolo

    Cream puffs are so very yummy
    They belong inside my tummy...

  • Two tom cats (4) 1

    by Gurl_with_red_Tears

    Not last night but the night before,
    two tom cats came knocking at my door...

  • Haha (4)

    by SaMiE

    Im through with guys
    They all tell lies...

  • Your teddy bear will meet a terrible end,
    But if you're quick he'll be easy to mend...

  • Everyone loves ice cream,
    It has so many different kinds...

  • Your Mother God (4)

    by Sarah

    Flowers are pretty,
    So is your mom...

  • Cheerleaders (4)

    by *~rachel~*

    We are cheerleaders
    we have class...

  • Mary Had Little Bomb (4)

    by DaBabysGurl

    MARY HAD A LITTLE BOMB
    LITTLE BOMB, LITTLE BOMB...