I love my dog
I love my cat...
This is something I'm making up as i go along,
I'm not sure what its gonna be about...
These razor blades
They feel so good...
Who said I can't sleep
With my eyes wide open...
 (not mine but ave fun with this one lol)
 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car...
Guys are so confusing
They muck around with us girls...
(hey y'all, this is just my opinion on this whole...
We all always hear "the rules"...
1. Go to school with a rat on your shoulder, wave...
2. Put a very realistic fake spider on your...
Wouldn't it be strange?
If one day you woke up...
I should have keyed his car like Carrie Underwood.
I should have wrote him a letter telling him he's...
I am your cyber dream man you know who I am tall...
Two women were in confusion.
They suffered a terrible delusion...