Funny poems

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  • Rumor Has It (3)

    by Twisted Heart

    Rumor Has It
    By: Twisted Heart...

  • Booty call (3)

    by A thousand broken hearts carried by a thousand broken wings

    You called me last night
    Thinkin you tight...

  • Money!!! (3)

    by Cari Allen

    How much $Money$ can Murphy the maroon moccasin...
    say it 3 times REALLY fast...

  • Historic Hen (3)

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was once a historic hen
    That confounded the thoughts of men...

  • Twist it baby(3) (3)

    by roma

    Check these out:-(10 times - fast)
    tickle tram\\\\\\\'s tunnel to try tie train...

  • You think (3)

    by Kylie Jo

    You think your hot shit,
    but your hearts really as cold as ice...

  • Cheese (3)

    by Mel

    Cheese before bed,
    you know what they say...

  • Run fat ex run really fast! (3)

    by FlowerThatDied

    You think your cool,
    You think your fine...

  • Dream (3)

    by marcus jones

    I had a dream
    It was such a lovely scene...

  • Cat'in Around (3)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Lying here smokin' and half snoozin'
    I'm thinkin' about givin' up the boozin...

  • I met a man with Goatee Beard (3)

    by Ki-Eisha Rose

    I met a man with a goatee beard
    He was completely weird...

  • My Penis Size (3)

    by Dan Bloom

    (Achem)
    Just so you know, I'm proud of my penis size...