Lying here smokin' and half snoozin'
I'm thinkin' about givin' up the boozin...
I was sitting by the window minding my business...
After a while it stopped...
Cheese before bed,
you know what they say...
You think your cool,
You think your fine...
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight...
(Achem)
Just so you know, I'm proud of my penis size...
There was once a historic hen
That confounded the thoughts of men...
Okay, I'll write about a cow,
but that's so commonplace...
There once was a boy named Urine
Everybody told him to stop purrin...
Have you ever had an itch in your ditch Where you...
As you hope others are not going to Throw you a...
Moist and yummy
Fresh out of the oven...
You know it's summer
When the shoes...