Funny poems

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  • Cat'in Around (3)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Lying here smokin' and half snoozin'
    I'm thinkin' about givin' up the boozin...

  • Attacked by a frog! (3)

    by NothingGoldCanStay

    I was sitting by the window minding my business...
    After a while it stopped...

  • Cheese (3)

    by Mel

    Cheese before bed,
    you know what they say...

  • Run fat ex run really fast! (3)

    by FlowerThatDied

    You think your cool,
    You think your fine...

  • One fine day in the middle of the night
    Two dead boys got up to fight...

  • My Penis Size (3)

    by Dan Bloom

    (Achem)
    Just so you know, I'm proud of my penis size...

  • Historic Hen (3)

    by Michael D Nalley

    There was once a historic hen
    That confounded the thoughts of men...

  • Cowsss. (3)

    by chelsea

    Okay, I'll write about a cow,
    but that's so commonplace...

  • A Boy Named Urine (Limerick) (3)

    by Echelon Eric

    There once was a boy named Urine
    Everybody told him to stop purrin...

  • Itch In Your Ditch (3)

    by Lola Granny

    Have you ever had an itch in your ditch Where you...
    As you hope others are not going to Throw you a...

  • Muffins (3)

    by Heather Calkins

    Moist and yummy
    Fresh out of the oven...

  • It's Summer! (3)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    You know it's summer
    When the shoes...