Funny poems

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  • A Very Boring Day (3)

    by Geraldine

    This day is so boring
    so tired and lazed...

  • The Gurl (3)

    by chantelle nicole

    Why in the world would you leave me for her,
    Her skinny legs look like polar bear fur...

  • Low Fat Love (3)

    by Maple Tree

    I came to you fully packaged,
    filled with preservatives...

  • Skree and Skrelbow (3)

    by Jason Rainey

    My skrelbow is frontside of my elbow.
    It bends and helps me do many things...

  • If it looks like duck (3)

    by Michael D Nalley

    If it looks like duck
    walks like duck and quacks like duck...

  • Untitled (3)

    by david hollas

    My computer just took a fit
    And booted me offline...

  • Matt (3)

    by Becky Loves KT

    There once was a guy named matt
    he was really fat...

  • My back itches so bad.
    The itching never stops...

  • Procrastination! (3)

    by Gabriel

    As I sit on the couch
    I relax and slouch...

  • For Connor (3)

    by Jenni Marie

    I learned from a two year old, never leave
    them unattended. If it's too quiet it's because...

  • Fishy (3)

    by jessica

    Dear fishy,fishy
    come to me i love you and you love me,some taste...

  • My Come Back (3)

    by Eye Candy*

    I didn't mean to make you feel shit,
    ok... well maybe a little bit...