Funny poems

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  • Procrastination! (3)

    by Gabriel

    As I sit on the couch
    I relax and slouch...

  • Limeade (3)

    by rosey

    Gale made limeade
    Down by the highway...

  • Salvador Dali (3)

    by Andrew Packard

    "Salvador Dali"
    A tucked away antique in the country...

  • The Gurl (3)

    by chantelle nicole

    Why in the world would you leave me for her,
    Her skinny legs look like polar bear fur...

  • Ha ha (3)

    by johnsgirl

    Girls:
    alex...

  • Squirrel Limerick (3)

    by Briie

    I once saw a squirrel in a tree.
    He said, "Hey, what's up Brie?&quot...

  • My back itches so bad.
    The itching never stops...

  • Fishy (3)

    by jessica

    Dear fishy,fishy
    come to me i love you and you love me,some taste...

  • My Come Back (3)

    by Eye Candy*

    I didn't mean to make you feel shit,
    ok... well maybe a little bit...

  • Sharing is Caring ! (3) 1

    by LittleMsPink

    Whispers here
    Whispers there...

  • "I think size matters",
    Said Alice to the Hatter...

  • Gathering my clothes up from the floor,
    as I try to slip quietly out of the door...