Funny poems

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  • The Gurl (3)

    by chantelle nicole

    Why in the world would you leave me for her,
    Her skinny legs look like polar bear fur...

  • One Slick Chick... (3)

    by kjforce

    There is an old saying....
    keep your friends near, but keep your enemies even...

  • Lover's prayer (3)

    by hookliensinker

    Dear lord
    i pray to you every night...

  • Yum (3)

    by skynerraw

    Yummy yummy food
    Lightens up the mood...

  • My back itches so bad.
    The itching never stops...

  • Batman (3)

    by Fredaeya

    This is abt my bf (don't ask, long story)
    You know I think you could be Peter Pan, you'd...

  • Wathif (3)

    by Fredy

    Today i was trying to make a poem and a lot of...
    wathif my house burn down...

  • Sour lemon! (3)

    by Milton Toran

    One set of old tires,
    bald as a turtle's head...

  • Fishy (3)

    by jessica

    Dear fishy,fishy
    come to me i love you and you love me,some taste...

  • My Come Back (3)

    by Eye Candy*

    I didn't mean to make you feel shit,
    ok... well maybe a little bit...

  • Murphy ate an apple,
    He got it off a tree...

  • Cupcake:: (3)

    by Scott Cole

    My dad is german chocolate
    My mom red velvet cake...