Funny poems

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  • Abcd (3)

    by Sarah

    ABCD wont you come and play with me
    EFGH you'll have fun just wait and see...

  • Bout me and my best friend (3)

    by EmOToMbOy13

    Elizabeth: dude, u r loser!
    Gabriela: no! i am not!! u r...

  • Hairspray (3) 1

    by Chinasa

    My sister asked me to get her hairspray.
    My hand fell on the wrong kind of spray...

  • The Gurl (3)

    by chantelle nicole

    Why in the world would you leave me for her,
    Her skinny legs look like polar bear fur...

  • Boy... (3)

    by ~NaNa~

    U thought i was head ovr heals 4 u boy
    but i was playin u jus like a toy...

  • The Tiger And The Zebra (3)

    by Reminders Torture

    The tiger phoned the zebra
    and invited him to dine...

  • My back itches so bad.
    The itching never stops...

  • Midess well (3)

    by S.C.L

    3 leaf clover is what i saw just now
    oh my gosh look at those people...

  • Where is Moon? (3)

    by EmOToMbOy13

    This one is my favorite part, I start write haiku...
    Me, little bear and...

  • Fishy (3)

    by jessica

    Dear fishy,fishy
    come to me i love you and you love me,some taste...

  • My Come Back (3)

    by Eye Candy*

    I didn't mean to make you feel shit,
    ok... well maybe a little bit...

  • Self harm feels so good (syntuit)
    the orgasmic bliss...