Funny poems

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  • Gas (3)

    by Ray the emo i am

    Why do people say it is disgusting
    It is as natural as birth...

  • My mischievous marveling mews,
    ices intentions into...

  • Hairspray (3) 1

    by Chinasa

    My sister asked me to get her hairspray.
    My hand fell on the wrong kind of spray...

  • The Gurl (3)

    by chantelle nicole

    Why in the world would you leave me for her,
    Her skinny legs look like polar bear fur...

  • (Actually a bit of a song)
    Yoho Yoho! A pirates life so dark...

  • Cats tale (3) 2

    by Michael

    Wise prowlers of the night
    eyes of diamonds in a lunar light...

  • I cant help it (3)

    by Destiney

    He walks down the street
    i cant help but stare...

  • My back itches so bad.
    The itching never stops...

  • Aww its a... oh! (3)

    by thing3

    The tiny little cot with flowers on,
    the nursery kitted out in pink...

  • Fishy (3)

    by jessica

    Dear fishy,fishy
    come to me i love you and you love me,some taste...

  • My Come Back (3)

    by Eye Candy*

    I didn't mean to make you feel shit,
    ok... well maybe a little bit...

  • Zipper (3)

    by x Mo x

    Zipper goes up.
    Zipper goes down...